Joke Thread

[ScottishDude]

Post jokes you have heard or your corniest Remark/Pickup line/Joke

Joke: Patty was walking out with a bag of chickens and his irish friend walks by and goes "patty if i guess how many chickens are in that bag will you give me one?"
Patty replys"If u can guess how many chickens are in this bag you can have both of them."

[Wryly]

Ooo oo ooo! *raises hand* I gots one!
What does a Warwolf say to a coug?
I am hungry.
The coug looks like this:

[ScottishDude]

2 irishmen are flying home on a Plane and Paddy tuns to his friend and says."I hope we will make it back in time for tea"
Friend:Dont worry we will
Captain:Attention Passengers,Dont panic but one of the egines has blown and we shall be an extra hour delay of 1 hour so we will arrive in 6 hours.
Paddy tursn and says"We will still make it back in time"
Captain:Sorry folks but another one of our 4 engines has blown it will take 7 hours.
a few hours later....
Captain:our third egine has gone we will be another 9 hours till landing
Then Paddy turns to his friend and says....
Paddy:If the last engine blows we will be up here forever..

[MarySmith]

he he=)))) nice you rock guyssss =)

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